Wednesday, September 17, 2008

how to bring a pregnant lady down in 20 steps or less

This is actual conversation from my day today. 1 will be the other person and 2 is me.
1. Oh look at you! Whens the baby due?
2. In febuary
1. Oh. Oh wow. Boy you really are showing then aren't you? Your almost as big as my daughter and she is due in December!
2. Well yeah.
1. Been indulging in the feeding two part of this huh?
2. Nope. Actually I've only gained 5 lbs in 17 weeks....
1. Oh so that's all baby! Wow-is it twins then?
2. Maybe its a litter? Pretty sure its only one thanks.
1. Geez, then you are gonna have a 15 lb baby!
2. Well thank you for that. I need to go to lunch now...
1. well happy feeding those babies.Or you! *then she winks at me*

At this point I walk away very sad that my lunch was just ruined by this women who has made me feel like a prized hefer (spelling?). Don't worry though I only felt bad about feeding myself and my baby for about 2 minutes but her comments still bother me. What a b$%!*?

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