Forgive me mother cause I don't think its a sin but its been a long time since I fessed up to anything....

I hereby confess that:
I yelled obscenties at an old lady...in public...hanging out of your car....
I also ruined our whole festival because the above act made me ill.
I whined a lot cause I was hot.
I made you drive all the way to Ft. Wayne to buy me dinner.
I filled your car with dirty tissues...and burps.
I also confess that you should've known what you were getting yourself into when you took a crazy pregnant lady out of her comfort zone!

That outta be worth at least 100 hail marys eh?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ok,ok...hail mary full of grace.......