oh cheerios

There is a lot of things that stand out when you are expecting,things that you normally wouldn't even notice. The number of pregnant women is just the tip of the iceburg. The other big thing I notice is how badly kids behave! And working where I do I'm at no loss for prime examples of screaming, snotty. Of course, my kid will never be like that...right? Anyone? Even though in the back of my head I know I'm in for it (hello to the everything comes back times three rule), I still try and convince myself that I've stepped into a real life "worst case scenerio." Here is the scenerio: you have a cart full of kids. You've managed to keep them quiet through the store with an endless supply of cheerios. Just as you approach the perfectly placed candy at the checkout, the cheerios run out. Sad puppy dog eyes stare up at you. A nose drips. They've spotted the candy. Mayhem ensues. What do you do?!?!